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Living in the literary world of crematoriums, Zhou Yuan deeply understands one truth: every fickle radish has only the urgent crematorium as its final destination.

Finally, after three days and three nights of continuous overtime, he gloriously died of sudden death and transmigrated to the world of zergs.

Upon transmigration, Zhou Yuan became a useless male zerg who relied entirely on his mate for shelter and sustenance, fulfilling his dream of lying flat.

But not long into his laid-back days, he soon discovered—

The original host was a scumbag!

He actually promised to marry another female zerg as his concubine!

Zhou Yuan’s face was full of shock: bigamy is illegal!!

And the original host even planned to cheat!

Zhou Yuan: Cheating will lead straight to the crematorium!!!

The original host also spoke ill of his mate to his friends, belittling her efforts at every turn.

Zhou Yuan: His wife works hard to earn money to support the family, yet he still speaks ill of her like this. Disgusting scumbag!!!

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Deeply reflecting on his pain, Zhou Yuan vowed never to be a scumbag.

He will cut off all rotten peach blossoms for his hardworking wife, give her care and comfort, and eliminate post-marriage emotional abuse!

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Asta naturally dislikes male zergs, and his male lord was only forcibly matched to him by the empire. He had always watched indifferently as his male lord flirted with other female zergs, unmoved.

Until one day, he noticed a change in his male lord.

The male lord no longer sought after other flowers, but instead cooked fragrant meals for him when he returned home.

When someone mentioned him, the male lord always stood up for him first, even resorting to violence against the other party.

He would smile gently at him and softly stroke his head…

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[Every day, the all-round warrior, who constantly dreams of lying flat but never manages to do so, Zhou Yuan] × [Shy and clingy before the mighty lord; cruel and ruthless general before insignificant outsiders, Asta]

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One-sentence summary: This is a daily-life novel showcasing the affectionate relationship between two husbands, shining bright enough to blind zerg eyes.

Concept: Marriage entails not only love but also responsibility.

[⚠ The main story doesn’t include male pregnancy, the side stories do.]

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